A STUDY UPON UK GARAGE

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The text below will prove 2 be satirical or fictional.

Puzzled bout what de UK part stands 4?

Want 2 kno it’s originz?

The way it became big?

This was invented in Adnortep & was played from high towers 2 ward off evil spirits & prevent corruption in the settlement.

Then the said spirits stormed in, then the music was performed & they ran miles.

It also frightened opponents from rival settlements.

1st attempt an explorer with a crew sailed 2 Adnortep in search 4 mythical creatures & other oddities. They heard the UK garage then half of the crew cautiously walked forward whilst others kept their distance. 

They found the source the music was coming from. They noted it by creating sheet music.

After making freindship with the natives,they left but were lost at C, perhaps engulfed by high tides & snowstorms with heavy amounts of lightning. & blown into particles, s*caked into an abyss of black.

2nd attempt An explorer came across the sound with a crew & went 2 record it, Due 2 the usage & the fact it was played from towers meant that if the explorer were 2 do the same, the corruption & evil would disappear. The tower @ the explorer’s home was installed & the music began blasting from the high speakers. But what followed was a rampage & mass revolt against the soundtrack. Explorer-san was aggressively hit over the head with a hot iron & impaled with a stake up their rectum, castrated Then an axe through their head, flogged  & stoned then pistol whipped, dragged by furious raging bulls, hung on a meat hook then burned at the stake. There was later a huge explosion that k!lled everyone.

3rd attempt

ANOTHER explorer this time solo went 4 Adnortep but then the settlement was under attack by Yardistan, Gialkhetza, Boboland & Onkotonkoton & war took place within the said settlements. They ended up filming the war instead.

4th attempt 

Same thing as 2nd attempt but successful. The recordings meant 4 research fell IN2 the wrong hands 

Then UKG was born.

It is impossible or e’en forbidden 4 us say what the “UK” part stands 4  , ( rivals will come & do the thing that occurred with the ill-fated 2nd explorer 2 us)but as jungle was  revealed 2 have been discovered in the jungle & this is the 1st part of the series....