Of Kwengins & Skengins

the moment he saw her, he was so seduced & attracted, his mind exploded with the force of a gigaton. 

she was wearing a massive hat over huge hair, perfume so pungent it made people’s noses invert... & she continuously flashed her panty & anus since there were holes.

effortlessly flatulatin’ loudly as she sped past upon a heavily customized kick scooter. unusual eye color, & head turning complexion & pigment.

that person is

the author.